Record Profit - Pizza
Made for the dyspeptic, disillusioned, and disgruntled.
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Getting You Through The Day
100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.
Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.
True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.
Stands Up To Corporate Nonsense
Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and sleeves stands up to repeated wear.
Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction eliminates center crease and maintains shape over time.
Tear-Away Label - Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.
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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.
Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.